Tue
Mar
6
Hello everyone!
After much research and consideration,
this is where I have decided to create my blog, my journal, “my space”.
Cuz, here’s the deal… My Space drives me nuts!! Too many pages with way too damned much stuff. It pushes me into mental overdrive every time I log on. Not to mention the damned thing is so slow that I grow noticeably older just attempting to load my page.
So here we are. I heard about this site from “The Tech Guy” aka Leo Laporte my favorite tech guru. If you use a TV, IPOD, computer, cell phone, etc. you should check out his podcast.
So Leo mentioned this new site and I came running to see if I could get the URL “Emmy”.
Not Emmy with 10 numbers after it, or some variation of the spelling of my name that makes me look like I stuttered on the keyboard. (Anyone who has tried to create a new email address these days knows what I mean) I wanted just plain “Emmy”. And, voila!!
I got it! So this is now my new home: emmy.tumblr.com
So check back occasionally and see what’s up. I will be posting some pictures in the next few days, some links to my favorite websites and anything else that strikes me at the time! Hope to see you –
Til later,
Em
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.!
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User…..
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
